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sophie. hi there

"I’m someone who’s mostly dead inside but still has a little hope for something extraordinary, which is the worst breed of human, because it means I know everything is bullshit, but that I secretly hope for the day when it might not be".
- nick miller
  #oh    #sterek feels suddenly but it beside the point    #cap 2    #awesome art  
  #you're rediculous    #james mcavoy    #1  

mancandykings:

I liken movies to playing a piano: Sometimes you’re playing the chords and different notes with unresolved cadences and playing all major chords that are all over the place, and you’re enjoying yourself with a great, simple melody.”

  #jake gyllenhaal    #i did'nt know you could play piano    #good for you    #1  
0rient-express:

On the edge | by Atle Rønningen | Website.

0rient-express:

On the edge | by Atle Rønningen | Website.
  #wow    #3  
  #awwwww    #how can you resist    #chris evans    #1    #push  

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
  #this is gold    #5  
  #yeah me too Tom me too    #tom hiddleston    #only lovers left alive    #1  
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Song: Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night
Artist: The Fratellis
Album: Costello Music
Played: 7,547 times.

The Fratellis - Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night

  #song of the saturday    #i should probably stop    #it played like 48 times already    #why i always doing this    #the fratellis    #Everybody Knows You Cried Last Night    #2  
  #why    #i only can understand half of what you're saying because of your ridiculous scottish accent    #i think you're shorter than me    #not that it even matters    #you are happily married man    #so here i'm sitting with a lady boner and asking you    #WHY    #james mcavoy    #why are you doing this things to me    #1  
  #my favourite idiots    #james mcavoy    #hugh jackman    #Michael Fassbender    #1  
Maybe I don’t like people as much as the rest of the world seems to…But occasionally, people will pleasantly surprise me and I’ll fall in love with them, so go figure.
Mark Oliver Everett (via observando)
  #yep that's me  
  #Oh Tom    #tom hiddleston    #1  
doesitlooklikeiwantedtoknowthat:

rhapsodymagazine:

"If I were a friend of Joan’s, I’d want her to run the company, fall in love, win the lottery and all of those things. But as a fan of the show, I want something horribly tragic to happen to her. A terrible accident or something, because I think that would be interesting."
Christina Hendricks photographed by Tony Duran in Los Angeles
Rhapsody, April 2014

He doesn’t think being sexualized by her co-workers every day is tragic enough?  Having a child with another man and having to raise that child essentially on her own, isn’t enough?  He doesn’t think her getting raped by her fiance/husband who then essentially leaves her to stay in the military and “feel like a man” isn’t tragedy enough?  Joan is a woman in the 60’s.  There is enough tragedy in that.

doesitlooklikeiwantedtoknowthat:

rhapsodymagazine:

"If I were a friend of Joan’s, I’d want her to run the company, fall in love, win the lottery and all of those things. But as a fan of the show, I want something horribly tragic to happen to her. A terrible accident or something, because I think that would be interesting."

Christina Hendricks photographed by Tony Duran in Los Angeles

Rhapsody, April 2014

He doesn’t think being sexualized by her co-workers every day is tragic enough?  Having a child with another man and having to raise that child essentially on her own, isn’t enough?  He doesn’t think her getting raped by her fiance/husband who then essentially leaves her to stay in the military and “feel like a man” isn’t tragedy enough?  Joan is a woman in the 60’s.  There is enough tragedy in that.

  #oh she's a goddess that's for sure    #christina hendricks    #1  

Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire US May 2014 issue

Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire US May 2014 issue

  #oh    #emilia clarke    #1  
  #khaleesi    #DRAGONS    #got    #4